After the longest Sunday ever, I attended the Kip Moore concert with my 2 roommates, Allie and Kris. The concert was at Southern New Hampshire University, which is only roughly 12 minutes from our apartment. With an easy commute, we didn’t rush to the show, and ending up snagging the perfect bleacher seats, about 3 rows back.
You know you’re getting old when you prefer to sit through a show rather than joining the college kids in the pit.
I’ve been to a handful of country concerts, and I’d have to say that this show might have easily been the best one I’ve been to.
Kip performed his songs in a slew of alterations, and they were the perfect complement to each song. I couldn’t get over how fun and carefree he is when he performs. He swayed throughout songs, and there was just something extremely sexy about the way he moved throughout the show.
I couldn’t stop staring at those southern legs and ass of his, but when he came out in an SNHU basketball jersey, I basically lost all control.
After the show, we waited in line with the college kids to meet the most delicious man ever.
I was the biggest creeper, as usual, and just kept taking picture after picture. I mean, look at that piece of meat! When it was my turn, I literally died. He asked me what my name was and then repeated it in the most sexy, delicious and heart-melting southern accent. I instantly got knocked up by his voice alone.
I felt like a little kid asking their parents to stay up past their bedtime when I asked for a picture, and he politely told me if I waited for the line to end, that he would. Well, Allie, Kris and I stood to the side as the remaining students waited for the best 15 seconds of their life to happen, when a student working the event pretty much told us to leave the school. She wouldn’t even let us wait 5 minutes for the line to end, and said that even though Kip said he’d take pictures, that he wouldn’t.
Well that little turd was a liar, because not more than 15 minutes later, I saw pictures go up on Instagram of students with him. That girl is on my hit-shit list.
Even though that girl ruined my plans of a new profile picture with my make-believe boyfriend, I had the time of my life at the show, and I plan on quitting my job and becoming a Kip Moore groupie. I’m looking to get wifed-up by him, so it seems like the only practical move. If you have any baby names, please send them my way. 🙂